Proud Denture Owner Pillows

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Remember toothache!!!"

Dentimony.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'I need a new tooth brush.'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

Dracula's tooth.

'You do dentistry?'