Proud Denture Owner Gifts

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Air Dentistry

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Remember toothache!!!"

Dentimony.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'You do dentistry?'

Dracula's tooth.