Denture Devotee Gifts

The Toothless Fairy

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Old age is tough. Granddad lost a tooth but instead of money from the tooth fairy all he got was a bill from the dentist."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.