Dental Devotee Gifts

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!

Family Dentistry: 'Floss properly, or we tell your kid who the tooth fairy really is.'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Electric toothbrushes prove that tooth is stronger than friction.

"I've never had my gold fillings used as collateral before"

Play tooth.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"Say 'R 'value"

"I was told to never look a gift horse in the mouth. But since I'm your dentist, I'll make an exception."

Bob Flossed Religiously

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'I've had more fun at the airport.'

While flossing, Lewis Carroll gets an idea.

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

'I call it the Tooth Brush. You use it to brush your tooth.'

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Gerard here is thorough to the point ot obsession.

'Instead of hunting tonight, lets call our insurance agent, say we want to add dental coverage, and eat him when he arrives?'

'The doctor accepts cash or check, but he prefers gold fillings.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'