Denture Dilemmas Gifts

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Shark with Braces.

Improvised Dentistry.

Toothless Meal

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"That explains all the cavities."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Car Dentistry.

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"Aperitif?"

Dentist Training School.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

The Hockey Puckey

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''