Denture Enthusiast Pillows

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

Grandma, you have something in your teeth.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Air Dentistry

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"Remember toothache!!!"

Dentimony.

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

Dracula's tooth.

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

'I figured out that I can save six cents per roll of dental floss if I buy the unwaxed and wax it myself!'