Denture Enthusiast Mugs

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

Grandma, you have something in your teeth.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Air Dentistry

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Dentimony.

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

Dracula's tooth.

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

Dentures for a shark