Denture Devotees Mugs

"Gesundheit."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Bear at a vending machine

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Remember toothache!!!"

Bismark Ballet School

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'