Diagnosis Debater Gifts

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Like Minded

Verbal Orders

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'My opponent hates cats.'