Disease Debaters Gifts

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Changing Minds

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Vaping cigarette

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Coronavirus: Government takes action!

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

Covid Juggling

Quack Medicine

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

"I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm afraid your insurance won't cover it."

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

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