Disease Debunkers Gifts

'You can't get swine flu from your piggy bank!'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Rumours Online

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Say What! Mark Meadows

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

Anti-Vaxxers

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Rise of the Drones

Covid Juggling

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Another myth de-bunked.

"We sacrifice a few 5G masts to the gods!"

H.O.A.X.: His Only Available eXcuse

"It says here that you believed everything you saw in the press, I'll have someone escort you to the crazy section."

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

Jabber Wacky

'...You've got no game.'

Man holding container entitled 'Die supplement', with newspaper headline stating 'Vitamin & mineral health risks'.

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

"Maduro says we run U.S. policy!"

'I think this is the primordial ooze that eventually gave rise to life on the internet.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'