Disease Debunker Gifts

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

Covid Juggling

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Rumours Online

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"I don't do cover ups!"

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

Say What! Mark Meadows

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"These grapes are a bit funny."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

Weight Loss Clinic: 100% guaranteed.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

Anti-Vaxxers