Prosthetic User Pride Gifts

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

World Cup Fever

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

The incomplete Angler

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

God save the Queen.

Jewish Hall of Nachas

PRIDE!

"I am fully functional again!"

Prosthetic snake.

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Rainbow Drinks

Happy Valentine's Day

I heart my bum.

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Tired old peglegs

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

Gay Rights Society Out, Proud

"Happy National Pride Month."

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

You are so gay, Kevin.

Of course, it's just a temp until your permanent hook is made.

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

'Dad, tell me again about the day you got it all together.'