Adjusting To Disability Gifts

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Very funny!'

Time Out For Teddy

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Very funny!'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

The incomplete Angler

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Snow Blind

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'

Guide Dogs

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

Vitruvian Man

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Broken ankle.