Adjusting To Disability Prints

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Very funny!'

Time Out For Teddy

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Very funny!'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

The incomplete Angler

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Snow Blind

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

Guide Dogs

Vitruvian Man

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'