Medical Pioneer Gifts

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Men's Health Screenings.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

Cures for Ye Plague

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Edward Jenner

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

Safe vaccine for the world

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Early Blood Draw

John Snow

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

Santa's gifts for 2021

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

Florence Nightingale

Early Anaesthesia

Start of the school year

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

"Look, the generic ones are just as good, and your insurance doesn't cover the brand leeches."

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

"I'm always pushing the envelope when it comes to patient care. I've moved his large intestine so it looks like a big smiley face."

'Stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a state of mind that can be treated with pharmaceuticals.'