Prescription Pioneer Gifts

A woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks".

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

Alexander Fleming

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Pig heart donation saves human life

"I can see you're concerned about the amount of medication you're taking. Let me see if I can give you something for that."

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac

'Stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a state of mind that can be treated with pharmaceuticals.'

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

R Prescriptions

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'

"We're out of the 500 mg size."

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

"I'm out of purple pills. Can I take 1 blue and 1 red instead?"

'...I forgot to refill my ulcer prescription.'

Glasses

'I never thought of that, but child proof containers DO drive up the cost of health care.'

The First Marketeer: 'Hmmm!....The potential is enormous, I could corner the market in mammoth transport management!'