Pill Pioneer Gifts

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

R Prescriptions

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Medicinal plants

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

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'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Alexander Fleming

Men's Health Screenings.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

Wrong pills

"Not again!"

Ben Okri

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'