Prescription Pioneer Pillows

A woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks".

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

Alexander Fleming

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"I can see you're concerned about the amount of medication you're taking. Let me see if I can give you something for that."

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

Pig heart donation saves human life

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac

'Stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a state of mind that can be treated with pharmaceuticals.'

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

R Prescriptions

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'

"We're out of the 500 mg size."

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

'...I forgot to refill my ulcer prescription.'

"I'm out of purple pills. Can I take 1 blue and 1 red instead?"

'I never thought of that, but child proof containers DO drive up the cost of health care.'

Glasses

The First Marketeer: 'Hmmm!....The potential is enormous, I could corner the market in mammoth transport management!'

'Psst. Hey, Lady. Tamiflu? Best price in town!'