Medical Trailblazer Gifts

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

Margaret Cavendish

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

Pig heart donation saves human life

Medical Arts Building

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

"I'm always pushing the envelope when it comes to patient care. I've moved his large intestine so it looks like a big smiley face."

Following several health insurance denials of coverage, Thelma finally resolves to entrust her hubby's seasonal depression to the gentle alternative process by psychotherapist Hans-Georg Stumke.

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

'Actually this is a very experimental college. We have no curriculum and no classes. How it works, essentially, is if you want to learn something, you go someplace and you learn it.'

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

"My paper will revolutionise our perception of core scientific principles..."

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome

'I'm not too sure about Mr Chips' latest effort to make his lessons more interesting.'

"Would you prefer the artificial heart made by Venn-Trexx, or the generic, which costs a lot less?"

"Fifteen years of my life developing a computer that can tackle seemingly impossible calculations and now you're telling me there's an app on your phone for this?"

Gluten-free area.

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'

"He's given up finding any more savings from the schools budget. . ."

'Professor Benson is developing a fast and cost effective vasectomy treatment.'

'Other days you can hear a pin drop.'

'We've been struggling to keep up with our rapidly growing enrollment.'

"Now remember, this is an experimental treatment, so have some fun with it."