Healthcare Trailblazer Gifts

"Now remember, this is an experimental treatment, so have some fun with it."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

Start up

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

'That was quick!'

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"Parts and labor?"

Pig heart donation saves human life

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

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