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"Now remember, this is an experimental treatment, so have some fun with it."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Start up

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

'That was quick!'

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

Pig heart donation saves human life

"Parts and labor?"

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"As I suspected, there's nothing wrong with you. But I'd like to keep ordering tests till something turns up."

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

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Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'