Cavity-free Champion Gifts

'I have had only one cavity in the last 10 visits to the dentist.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"Today a protest at the White House..."

When vegans pose for photos.

"Whoopsy."

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

Isolation Olympics

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"We self isolated 27 years ago."

"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."

Dumpster Diving

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

Dental Clinic. Uh-oh, we won't be able to drill our way out of this!