Childfree Champions Gifts

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Interior design trends for parents....

'The child is very illogical'

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Family courts.

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Moral Ambiguity

"Today a protest at the White House..."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Poker Moms

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'