Childproofing Champs Gifts

Interior design trends for parents....

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

A young Don King

'The child is very illogical'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Fitness Programme for babies

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Beware of teething baby.

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

Poker Moms

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

Moral Ambiguity