Childproofing Champs Gifts

Interior design trends for parents....

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

A young Don King

'The child is very illogical'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Fitness Programme for babies

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Beware of teething baby.

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

MOMumental Achievements.

'It's amazing what they let that kid get away with.'

Poker Moms