"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."
Childproofing Gifts
Explore our range of products perfect for parents or caregivers interested in childproofing. From functional home safety accessories to playful décor, find thoughtful gifts that blend safety with style and humor. Whether for new parents or seasoned caregivers, these gifts help make childproofing a little easier and a lot more fun.
Interior design trends for parents....
A young Don King
Well, we thought we had childproofed the house
"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
Pool attached to child's bed.
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
At the rock concert...
Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.
Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.
Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'
His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'
'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'
'At midnight, we go over the wall.'
"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."
'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'
STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."
Beware of teething baby.
Mobile phone damage to children.
"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."
Violence against children.
Sharon Shoesmith unlawfully sacked.
'He swallowed a warning label!'
A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.
'Is your house baby-proofed?'
'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'
Code Red!
"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"
Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."
'It's amazing what they let that kid get away with.'
Child Abuse Report
"Mom is an ER nurse."
Childproofing Gifts Collection
Childproofing Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty childproofing designs that brighten mornings and make safety fun.
Childproofing Pillows
Check out pillows that add humor and comfort, making childproofing a little more cheerful in every room.
Childproofing Prints
Browse our prints for playful nursery decor that emphasizes safety with a smile, perfect for brightening up any child's room.
Childproofing T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that humorously celebrate the childproofing journey—perfect for parents and caregivers who appreciate a good laugh.