Baby-proofing Gifts

"The goal is to make sure all edges are softer than his head."

A young Don King

Interior design trends for parents....

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Beware of teething baby.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

Future Micro MGR.

Hiding behind dad.

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Goal!"

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

Teddy sweeping up zzz

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

Child Abuse Report

'Occupational hazard.'

'It's amazing what they let that kid get away with.'

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'Wait a second. . . where's his license to parent?'

Mother reading baby 'How to write your first novel'