Baby-proofing Gifts

"The goal is to make sure all edges are softer than his head."

A young Don King

Interior design trends for parents....

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Beware of teething baby.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

Future Micro MGR.

She Had Enough To Drink.

Hiding behind dad.

Teddy sweeping up zzz

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

"Goal!"

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

'It's amazing what they let that kid get away with.'

Child Abuse Report

'Occupational hazard.'

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Mother reading baby 'How to write your first novel'

'Wait a second. . . where's his license to parent?'

Child Protection Team: 'Someone applied for the job...'