Baby Preparation Gifts

She Had Enough To Drink.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Preparing for a new arrival

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Pinata good bags.

Daisy Diaper Service

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

Maternity Hospital