Baby Gifts

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Occupational hazard.'

Future Micro MGR.

'Wait a second. . . where's his license to parent?'

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Teddy sweeping up zzz

Mother reading baby 'How to write your first novel'

Drink?

"Goal!"

Baby Loser

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Madonna of the Pukes.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The cell phone soother for life.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream