'I'm sure it's a boy. Because every time I touch the TV remote, he kicks me.'
Baby Prep Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for the creative parent-to-be? Our baby prep buff collection combines humor, charm, and wit, making the nursery planning and baby shopping more fun. From playful mugs to adorable prints, these unique items celebrate the lively, often chaotic yet joyful process of preparing for a new little one. Show your support with a gift that brings smiles and fits their creative spirit perfectly.
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'
'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'
"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"
"Which one's yours?"
'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'
Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'
"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"
Preparing for a new arrival
She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."
Macho Vegetarian
"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."
A baby being christened in a scuba mask.
Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.
Beware of teething baby.
She Had Enough To Drink.
'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'
"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."
'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'
'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'
"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"
'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'
"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."
101 Placenta Recipes
"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."
Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.
'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'
Why it's called child-rearing.
The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'
Please take a number...
Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!
"The nursery is almost finished."
Up the duff!
'Excuse me Madam!!'
Baby Prep Buff Gifts Collection
Baby Prep Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the creative parent-to-be. Brighten up their day with a humorous touch during those busy baby prep moments.
Baby Prep Buff Pillows
Find pillows that bring humor and personality to the nursery. Great for celebrating the creative chaos of getting ready for a new arrival.
Baby Prep Buff Prints
Browse printable art that captures the humorous spirit of baby prep. Ideal for personalizing the nursery with a witty touch.
Baby Prep Buff T-Shirts
Discover our playful t-shirts designed for creative parents who like to add a little humor to their baby prep journey. Perfect for relaxed days or as a gift.