Baby Buff Gifts

"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"

'Excuse me Madam!!'

Up the duff!

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Bumble Bee

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Do you think I'm sixty?

Some scents are nonsense.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

The Cat Spa

Get on with it!

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Children's Entertainer

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'