Baby Name Buff Gifts

Rabbit reads book entitled '1001 Baby Names'

"He looks like a Norman to me."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Get on with it!

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

George Michael at the chiropodist

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

maria!... Jezus has been playing with the bread again!

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'

'I, too, didn't think cats ate homework.'

Why It's Called a Waffle

'I go by my full name, Wood Charles.'

'Excuse me Madam!!'

'How is this pronounced? Seven dollars and ninety-nine cents.'

Up the duff!

A tough dog scratches and barks.

'I know you're on drugs boy. You've been seen with the supply teacher.'

'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

"Books help her with her school-withdrawal symptoms."

Sam & Patty's Salmon Patties

"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

'There's no easy way to say this... IDIOSYNCRASY.'

"You say lar-tay, I say latt-ay, let's call the whole thing off."

'Has your group got a name yet?'