Baby Name Buff Mugs

Rabbit reads book entitled '1001 Baby Names'

"He looks like a Norman to me."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Get on with it!

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

maria!... Jezus has been playing with the bread again!

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

Why It's Called a Waffle

'I, too, didn't think cats ate homework.'

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'

'I go by my full name, Wood Charles.'

'Excuse me Madam!!'

Up the duff!

'How is this pronounced? Seven dollars and ninety-nine cents.'

A tough dog scratches and barks.

'I know you're on drugs boy. You've been seen with the supply teacher.'

"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"

Sam & Patty's Salmon Patties

'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'

Judi Dench

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

"Books help her with her school-withdrawal symptoms."

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

'There's no easy way to say this... IDIOSYNCRASY.'