'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'
Animal Name Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for an animal buff? Whether they’re passionate about wildlife or simply love a good laugh, our collection offers witty and delightful items featuring their favorite creatures. From mugs to prints, find something that captures their personality and spark joy. These gifts are ideal for animal lovers who appreciate a clever twist and a bit of humor in their decor and accessories.
"Wow. . . what's that?!"
'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'
'Oh Hi!'
"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
I fart more than that!
President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators
Get on with it!
Treading a fine lion.
We never roam anymore.
'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'
"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."
'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'
"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."
Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...
"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."
George Michael at the chiropodist
Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).
Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).
A centi-stampede.
"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."
"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."
Brown cow
"Is that a new watch?"
"Bork! Bork!"
"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."
"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"
'You missed a spot.'
Dog
I see Jerry's had a heart attack!
Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!
'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'
Animal Name Buff Gifts Collection
Animal Name Buff Mugs
Discover our collection of buff animal mugs—funny, quirky, and perfect for any animal lover looking to add some wild humor to their mornings.
Animal Name Buff Pillows
Browse our buff animal pillows—fun, cozy, and a humorous way to brighten up any space for animal lovers.
Animal Name Buff Prints
Explore our buff animal art prints—bold, humorous, and ideal for decorating a wildlife enthusiast’s home or office.
Animal Name Buff T-Shirts
Check out our buff animal t-shirts—witty, stylish, and a great way for animal buffs to showcase their passion with humor.