Buffalo Buff Gifts

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Be creative...!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

Get on with it!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

A centi-stampede.

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Is that a new watch?"

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Brown cow

Dog

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

Spider Clown.