Buffalo Buff Pillows

We never roam anymore.

Aw, geez, now we're merging down to one plain.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

"Be creative...!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

Get on with it!

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

A centi-stampede.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

Spider Clown.

Dog

Brown cow