Buffalo Pillows

'Mr landlord, something went wrong... I said 'Give me a home where the Buffalo roam', not 'Give me a room in a Buffalo home''!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

We never roam anymore.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

A centi-stampede.

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Is that a new watch?"

Brown cow

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

Dog

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Aways read the small print.

Wormio! Wormio! Where for art thou Wormio?