Bulldog Buff Gifts

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Bulldog intimidates judge at dog show.

Dog

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

"Be creative...!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

Egg Buggy

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Doggie Bowl Drill

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Matador.

A centi-stampede.

Champagne Tasting.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

A little fizz?

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Spider Clown.

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Brown cow

"Is that a new watch?"

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Aways read the small print.