Bulldog Buff Mugs

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Bulldog intimidates judge at dog show.

Dog

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Oh Hi!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Be creative...!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

We never roam anymore.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Egg Buggy

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

A centi-stampede.

Champagne Tasting.

Doggie Bowl Drill

Matador.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

A little fizz?

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Brown cow

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Spider Clown.

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."