Bulldog Buffs Gifts

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Egg Buggy

Matador.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Dog

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Corrida with snail

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

'Thanks for coming at such short notice.'

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

Bulldog intimidates judge at dog show.

Can you describe it?

"What's the facts? What's the facts? You can't handle the facts!"

"He's my plus one."

'His name's Trident!'

"Like I said... he's a boxer."

New US laws for ferocious dogs.

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

Beggar and Dog

COWS: Cow vase

Butterfly Collectors Annual Ball.

"I'd like to grow my own budgies."

'Let's try it again... keep your head down and don't forget your follow through.'

David Cameron

"I kid you not, the English bulldog was born in France while his friend the French bulldog was born in England: how weird is that?!