Bulldog Aficionados Gifts

'His name's Trident!'

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Watchdog on Holiday

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Gesundheit!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"You should run for president."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

When Dogs Rule

Prepper Dog