Bulldog Fan Gifts

"I kid you not, the English bulldog was born in France while his friend the French bulldog was born in England: how weird is that?!

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Ta Da!...

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

Doggie Bowl Drill

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

"I keep seeing red flags."

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

If Dogs Made Perfume

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Dog

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Cool bulls.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.