Budgie Fan Gifts

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'You reek of crackers.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Bubbie Selfies

Bobby and Joey make a break for it.

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

The last Easter

Succeed.

"I'm retired now"

Easter.

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'The budgie's been working out with weights again!'

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

Bungee Emergency Clean Up.

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

"How many times?!? Don't over feed the budgie"

Bungy Jumping Moles

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

"You need to shorten the rope by...how tall did you say your husband is?"

'It was a bungee cord accident and I'm having trouble bouncing back.'

Pre-historic dodgeball.

'He's a pointer!'

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'