Budgie Fan Pillows

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'You reek of crackers.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Bobby and Joey make a break for it.

Bubbie Selfies

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

The last Easter

Succeed.

"I'm retired now"

Easter.

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

'The budgie's been working out with weights again!'

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

Bungee Emergency Clean Up.

'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'Yours is a very rare case.'

"How many times?!? Don't over feed the budgie"

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

"You need to shorten the rope by...how tall did you say your husband is?"

'It was a bungee cord accident and I'm having trouble bouncing back.'

Bungy Jumping Moles

'He's a pointer!'

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

'Do you have one where the little bunny runs his big yap till he gets what's coming to him?'