Bulldog Fan Pillows

"I kid you not, the English bulldog was born in France while his friend the French bulldog was born in England: how weird is that?!

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Ta Da!...

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"I keep seeing red flags."

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Dog

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

If Dogs Made Perfume

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Cool bulls.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

'No, you can't use my box. They'll be back shortly.'

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.