Bulldog Admirer Pillows

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

No, I don

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

I'm sure it's fake.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Flea Philosophy.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Dogs and Chickens

Hyenas as Pets

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Okay, who's purring?"

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I love it!"

It's for you.