Bulldog Admirer Pillows

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

There are no rats with collars...

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Flea Philosophy.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Dogs and Chickens

Hyenas as Pets

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Okay, who's purring?"

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I love it!"

An inbred poodle.

"Wanna go out?"