Bull Fan Pillows

Ta Da!...

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Violence

"Go deep!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

Referee cop.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"No big screen TV to watch football for you. But I do see beer, lots of beer."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'