Bulldog Fans Pillows

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Ta Da!...

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Doggie Bowl Drill

Football Stadium

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Damn showdog people!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

If Dogs Made Perfume

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Dog

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

Bulldog intimidates judge at dog show.

'Toros'

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

Advantages of the new postal arrangements.

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

"It's not the crowd control that worries me...it's the changing ends at half time"

'His name's Trident!'

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"