Bulldog Fans Pillows

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Ta Da!...

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Football supporters.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Damn showdog people!'

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

Doggie Bowl Drill

Football Stadium

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

If Dogs Made Perfume

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Dog

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

World Cup Kick-off Countdown.

Bulldog intimidates judge at dog show.

Aim for the ones without a mask.

'Toros'

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

Advantages of the new postal arrangements.

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

Losers.

"It's not the crowd control that worries me...it's the changing ends at half time"

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"