Animal Name Buff Pillows

'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Oh Hi!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Get on with it!

Treading a fine lion.

We never roam anymore.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

George Michael at the chiropodist

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

A centi-stampede.

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Brown cow

"Is that a new watch?"

"Bork! Bork!"

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

'You missed a spot.'

Dog

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'