Etymology Buff Pillows

Why It's Called a Waffle

Of Mice and Men.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

The Department of People Who Can Still Say 'Paradigm' and 'Synergy' with Straight Faces.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

Spider Clown.

Centurion in a Shower

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"Really, I feel fine. I just want to pick up some psycho-babble."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

The Ekert Saga: 'Oh, thank goodness a grammar cop is on patrol to keep us all safe woo-hoo!!'

Management consultants annual face to face interpersonal relationship development party.

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

Rabbit reads book entitled '1001 Baby Names'

"That's where we shred our email."

"People complain about management consultants but without US how would anybody instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in client nourishment and product policy interaction strategisation programmes?"

'Well, this must be the flurry of economic reports due out today.'

'How is this pronounced? Seven dollars and ninety-nine cents.'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'I'm the Company's Registered Acronym Promoter but I've yet to be given a job title.'

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

Sam & Patty's Salmon Patties

'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'